When I'm not so tired, I'll tell you about my weekend so far. I'll tell you about midnight trips to Denny's and late nights file-swapping with Rob and the French Bistro and the Avenues and The King's English and the man who passed us on the crosswalk with a pipe in his mouth. I'll tell you about the gorgeous waiter named Tyrell and about the antiques store and the foreign candy shop and about how you, too, can help save the Grove.

Prepare for a long, long entry, my loves.